Best Pony
Opaline: Misty, I have no idea what you do around here, but I need you back.
Misty: Really? I don’t suppose I can get a promotion?
Opaline: Sure! What the hay! I hereby promote you to… Executive Pony!
Misty: Executive?!
Opaline: It’s a meaningless title, but it helps insecure ponies feel better about themselves.
Misty: I feel better about myself already!