Uploaded by wayward 
5000x5000 PNG 4.84 MB
Interested in advertising on Derpibooru? Click here for information!
Help fund the $15 daily operational cost of Derpibooru - support us financially!
Description
Poor Braeburn… I can’t believe you don’t consider this to be the perfect life.
Here you’ll regularly get four square meals a day, complete with ponies always watching to make sure you stay hydrated. You’ll never be hungry or thirsty ever again. You also won’t need to lift a finger for the rest of your days, but you always can get plenty of exercise on the occasional stroll from place to place, also through struggling fruitlessly in that straitjacket of yours. If you get bored in between meals with family, there’s always the pacifier to keep you company, plus here the bathroom is always available…. again, with ponies to make sure it stays in good order, not too full, as it is portable. So, even though you may not consider it to be the perfect life, like it or not… this is your new life.
Here you’ll regularly get four square meals a day, complete with ponies always watching to make sure you stay hydrated. You’ll never be hungry or thirsty ever again. You also won’t need to lift a finger for the rest of your days, but you always can get plenty of exercise on the occasional stroll from place to place, also through struggling fruitlessly in that straitjacket of yours. If you get bored in between meals with family, there’s always the pacifier to keep you company, plus here the bathroom is always available…. again, with ponies to make sure it stays in good order, not too full, as it is portable. So, even though you may not consider it to be the perfect life, like it or not… this is your new life.
Art by Smudge Proof. He’s professional, courteous, and friendly. Check his stuff out!
Source
not provided yet
Edited
Cartilage
Edited