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Down with Trixiebooru!
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Trixie, don’t worry, my love! I shall save you!
Denied!
Obviously the shopkeeper was a private dealer. I doubt you’d get a federal licence on evil magic amulets.
I wasn’t aware that the shopkeeper made Trixie fill out state and federal paperwork, show photo ID, and pass a background check to buy the amulet.
<Insert witty remark about america and guns or something>
You know who I really hope got thrown in jail? That bloody Chinese caricature guy who sold her the bloody thing. Yes, Trixie is a massive idiot for just throwing on unknown magic shit without casting Identify on it (which I have seen kill people, intellectually retard people, and turn one lad into a lass) but stupidity is (unfortunately) not against the law. But that shopkeeping arsehole was willing to hande over this insanely dangerous object which he neither full well knew the power of, or had no idea about, to any bimbo with a fat stack.
Trixie enslaved a whole town and yet she got out of it like nothing has happened.
Oh yeah…
Well then at least have the decency to play along!
God-damn TSP, don’t you know anything about having an obsession?
I lol’d with all these trixie pics