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“Getting Hitched”
Had this comic idea since before the movie came out, but only just now got around to getting it out.

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Listen Hitch. Yes, rejection hurts, but it doesn’t have to change the way you feel about yourself. It’s a two way street. Maybe someday you meet a mare who has the hots for you but then you find out she has seven foals from four different baby daddies. Then what? Should you be expected to accept that baggage just because she likes you? Nopony should have to settle for someone they feel isn’t right for them. So you got rejected. At this point you have a choice. Keep trying, or give up the search and accept being alone. Either way self-love is essential. Giving in to anger and self-deprecation only makes the hurt feel worse. And indecisiveness because you feel like you’re a victim is pointless.
Background Pony #DA00
I don’t get it. For us, guys at attractiveness level and social skills level “average-or-below” it’s a problem, but why for Hitch it is? As I remember, “he’s got a perfect mane, shredded abs, paid-off mortgage” and stuff, shouldn’t there be for each mare, who rejected him, one or two, who attracted to him?
Background Pony #2C21
@Background Pony #4C66
‘No women likes whiny doormats’.
Three words, dude. ‘Sexual Assault Laws.’
Alot of guys are aware that those laws exists and they’re also aware that the women have been abusing those laws on the guys for years and lying in court about it.
The guys just got tired of the women’s shit and moved on with their lives. That’s why you’re seeing billions of women on-line looking for an guy to date and not getting many guys to date them at all. The women went too far this time with abusing the Sexual Assault Laws on the men and now they’re paying for it.
In any case, because the women have been abusing the ‘Sexual Assault Laws’ on the guys for decades, alot of guys just lost their trust in women now.
Background Pony #4C66
@Rozy Fly
From my observations of the current times, it seems like there’s a shift towards some girls preferring to be in a lesbian relationship. Is that right/wrong? Depends whom you ask.
True, men in a negative state must take ownership and responsibility, no doubt. No one likes whiny doormats.
In relationships, each side expects something from the other, and it looks like men and women aren’t lining up as neatly as it used to. There are several factors to this, which I’d be glad to hear from all angles.
To the best of my knowledge, there is no scientific study to confirm that same-sex attraction is biologically natural or within the composition of the DNA of love hormones.
Mr.Myoozik
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Oh it is definitely something all of you said.
You don’t need them, you still have an entire town filled with fine bitches to be with, the journey isn’t over.
Background Pony #6FB5
And then Hitch went to the Internet to complain about how he’s entitled to have a girlfriend and that mares shouldn’t be allowed to refuse his advances.
Rozy Fly
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Sprout is the best
@Background Pony #4C66
LOL AHAHA 🤣
In which world do you live? You’re saying that girls decide overnight to become lesbians 🤣🤣🤣
You can’t become lesbian or gay, those people are born like that. And nothing is wrong with them.
What are you saying is a total fail. (Some) girls are looking to get some dick more and more, but not romantic.
If you or someone is a “frustrated, sad, lonely bachelor” men, then deal with it. Do something. It’s not girls fault but your own fault.
Background Pony #4C66
I know this is meant to be a humorous art piece, but it is also a reflection of the state of today’s real world of dating and relationships. Girls are feeling self-empowered through lesbian relationships, and the number of frustrated, sad, lonely bachelor men is on the rise.