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Season 10, Episode 2: “Maybe Your Standards are Too High.”
Rarity is at her big new boutique in Manehattan. The phone rings and she uses the PA system to announce that she’s looking for Ima Marshmallow. Oh, my. She done got prank’d! One magical caller ID spell later, courtesy of Twilight Sparkle, she learns the prank caller was Spike, that high-spirited li’l scamp. He looks at the camera and says “Bruh.” Iris out. Roll credits.
Season 13, episode 3 “Herlock Sholmes”
Twilight gets a job as a detective. She finds out that changelings have taken over Ponyville (again). Twilight kidnaps a changeling to run a test on it to see if love can satisfy it. The test comes out positive. Twilight opens a brothel in Ponyville for changelings. It becomes so successful, even Chrysalis uses it. The changelings and ponies become best friends.
But than Chrysalis opens her own brothel to make money. Twilight sues her; it fails. She tries to scare the customers away; that too fails. Finally, she tries to explain how stripteasing and prostitution are bad, but nopony believes her and everypony points out how she opened a brothel herself.
In the next episode, Twilight has to convince the changelings that love is bad for them and they must stop being ponies’ friends, just so her own brothel doesn’t lose money to Chrysalis’ brothel. Ironically, without changelings, her brothel goes bankrupt and Twilight learns nothing at all.
Season 12, episode 4, “Wait, What?”
Celestia and Luna return and announce that they’re resuming their duties as Princesses, unceremoniously booting Twilight Sparkle out of the castle. Twilight Sparkle, a bit miffed, goes to Appleoosa to be the new librarian. But wait, it was Queen Chrysalis all along! No, wait, how could there be two of them? No, wait, it was Celestia and Luna testing Purplesmart’s dedication. No, wait, it really WAS Chrysalis. But how could Chrysalis be two ponies? And isn’t she still in the Royal Garden, turned to stone? She smiles at the camera and winks. Spike sticks his head into the frame and says “This is bullshit!” Roll credits.
Season 13, episode 2 “Twilight’s Inside Story”
The mane 5 and Spike go inside Twi to find out what’s causing her to have a constant fever. Turns out she’s just in season. The mane 5 and Spike exit Twi’s body out her butt. Spike, blushing, vows to never wash again.
Recession hit hard all over Equestria, hence ponies stopped buying clothes (which they normally don’t wear)
Rarity needs to find a new source of income, so she opens a seafood restaurant
Meanwhile, Spike explodes again
Rarity: Spike, I’m going to keep pretending I like you so I can use you, despite my past character development.
Spike: Okay, but let me take a massive dump first.