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Fine
You wanna be like that
Then I’m going home too
(throws smokebomb then leaves)
Well, that did it. From now on, my cookies are for me and me only. No sense being generous towards thieves, after all. They even stole the plate…
*goes home*
What?
Theirs no more how?
their was plenty a second ago
(hides cookies)
Eat up! There’s plenty more where-
*notices the cookie plate has vanished*
-that came from?
I suppose that’s true
But now I have have to know for the rest of my life I..I..I died a Virgin!!!
(starting to weep in hopes of distraction for more cookies. I’m able to get two and put them in my coat pocket)
Could be worse.
Continues eating a cookie.
You could be permadead.
(looking around)
Oh…. just respawn
Wait…that means
(looks through inventory)
As man, wheres my cookies?!?
(looks at sad corner)
Oh yeah…oh no(starts to weep)
I died a Virgin
(falls to knees)
Noooo!!!!!
You respawn next to your bed about two seconds later. It’s a quicker way of getting home, but you lose your entire inventory.
Thanks, you gave me the courage to not give up
Trust me I am going to get laid
(as I’m leaving into the forest, you wave bye, little that I knew it was actually a warning wave)
what?!!? I can’t hear you! Either way I hope you get laid too!!!
(you watch as I’m taken by surprised by a creeper, then blown to bits getting scattered out to varies parts of the forest. That’s is the last of you seeing me…)
The end?
The loneliness. ;~;
Fight the good fight! Watch out for the creepers! ;~;
(sniff)
Thanks…I guess I better go out their and actually look for a girl, then just hope for one huh?..(sniff)..well sitting here won’t help(starts to get up but secretly hides three cookies in coat pocket)
Never give up! Don’t die a virgin! ;
;
;@Prince Leaf
Thank you!
Starts eating a cookie.
They’re delicious. ;
Oh. Um…
*puts a plate of cookies on the ground*
Have some if you want. I- I hope it helps a bit.
(rubs eyes dry)
No!
We can’t just cry here. We need to do something about this, or else we will be like this….Forever(weeps more)
Joins you in the corner.
We can get through it together, man. ;~;
Man don’t-don’t you start crying about your virginity
Cause-..(sniff)..cause Ill start too
(weeps in corner)