Starlight! Hanging out with little filles in spandex i see!

This made me laugh. Horses also almost always standing when they pee, but i got the joke. Ask me how i know.

@Background Pony #87E7  
Goku: Did someone say Christmas?

On the last episode of My Little Pee, Stoplight acted demickey so now Speck and T-T-Taylor Swift must fight!…I hope they don’t hit each other to haaaard…
 
Trixie: Gha! We’re really in for it now, Spike!
 
Spike: …(Grunts loudly)
 
Starlight: (Sees someone)…Huh?
 
Trixie: (Pointing) HUH!?
 
Spike: (Nuzzling Trixie’s leg) Mmmmmm~
 
Starlight: Ah, Shit!
 
(Pans up to Queen Chrysalis)
 
Chrysalis: Stoplight! Hanging out with little ponies in schoolgirl outfits I see?!
 
Starlight: Yes!…
 
Chrysalis: I love you Streetlight, But you can’t be doing that! COME ON!
 
(Chrysalis and Starlight teleport to the snowy mountains)
 
Chrysalis: THERE’S NO ESCAPE, STAIRLIT! PREPARE TO DAAAA! (Flicks rubber band at Starlight)
 
[Next line you’re seeing in the picture]
 
Starlight: A true unicorn always sits when she sprinkles!
 
Twilight: She’s right you know!
 
(Everyone gasps)
 
Spike: BIG SISTER! (Hugs her)
 
Twilight: Ew, faggot! (Bucks him in the mouth)
 
Chrysalis: GASP! WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BEH!?
 
Twilight: Ta-Ta-Tarter Sauce!…I’m real Pony Pretzel!
 
Chrysalis: BAH! Toner Printer Inks are just legend-uh!
 
Twilight: You’ll see, Crystal Pepsi! I’m stronger than a parasprite! If a parasprite was, (Shows a size with her hooves) THIS big!
 
Chrysalis: (Ursula chuckle)
 
Twilight: (Makes it a little bigger) Eh!
 
Chrysalis: GHAAA! Y-You’re just fuckin’ with me!
 
Starlight: Ta-Ta-Tarter Sauce! W-When I was just a little filly! Sh-She…SHE DID’NT INVITE ME TO HER BIRTHDAY PARTY!
 
Twilight: YOU MONSTER, CHRISTMAS!
 
Chrysalis: The cake was delicious!
 
Starlight: T-T-Twitter Spam! Show her what for it means to be…Princess of Fruit Ship! GHAAAAAAAA! i’m ded!
 
Twilight: CHRYSTAL PEPSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Chrysalis: ow my ears! eeeh! (Falls)
 
Trixie: Wow! I’m glad THAT’S over! For a second there I thought that…Oh wow I guess there really wa-
 
(Ultimate Chrysalis right the fuck out of nowhere)
 
Chrysalis: FOOLS! (Zaps Trixie)
 
Trixie: oh nooooo~ (Splits in half)
 
Twilight: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
 
(25 Episodes and one hiatus later)
 
Twilight: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 
(Twilight inhales and exhales through her nostrils loudly, burps and her eyes glow white and her hair gets wavy)
 
Chrysalis: Y-Your hair…Your eyes! WHAT ARE YOU, GAY!?!?
 
Twilight: yeh…
 
Chrysalis: Well, Ta-Ta-Tater Tot! We only have like 20 more episodes, EQG shorts, another hiatus and a new toy before Equestria asplodes! But since you’ve been a good little filly, I’ll let you go…Go on…Shoo…Get out of he-
 
(Twilight slaps Chrysalis)
 
Chrysalis: AAAAAAH! (Fallen to the floor, Split in half and horn broken) It’s true!…This IS magic of lesbianism! GHAAA!
 
(Twilight appears in the sky as everypony cheers)
 
Celestia: You did good, Twilight!
 
(Twilight suddenly gets closer to the earth as everypony screams and runs as she crashes towards the earth)

Lol

lmao

Uhh … what?

She’s right you know?

Hoy hoy hoy ho!

@Background Pony #1A19  
Not after Chrysalis is done with them.

I’m… confused. Males already have the option of sitting down to pee, you know…

But what if she was already peeing standing up?

A true unicorn always sprinkles when he or she tinkles.