“Now, for my next daring feat of wonder,” a young would-be street magician announced to a gathering crowd, “the Great and Powerful Trixie will make this entire tray of cupcakes… DISAPPEAR!” With the robust enthusiasm of a show woman half her size, Trixie waved and gestured her hands all about, even causing her shapely figure to bounce along.

As Pinkie Pie held up the tray of a dozen or so cupcakes, she smacked her chubby face with a look of amazement, playing heavily into the shock and awe to keep the audience ramped up. Meanwhile, onlookers and passersby watched intensely as Trixie prepared herself.

“Look over there, everyone!” the magician suddenly shouted and pointed towards nothing as everyone followed suit. Even Pinkie turned away as a suspicious sound of munching and chewing can be heard. “Jusht keep looking,” Trixie continued, her voice starting to sound more and more muffled. “Don wanna rishk… shpoiling the shurprishe!”

This went on for several awkward seconds, and though the crowd continued to go along with it, their patience was quickly wearing thin.

“TA-DA!” Finally, the audience turned back to see a completely empty tray as Trixie, mouth still covered in crumbs, tried to pose as majestically as she could with a bloated stomach. “It’sh all gone!”

Seeing right through her very poor attempts to dazzle, everyone simply groaned and rolled their eyes as they began to disperse.

Though she winced at first, both from the sting of rejection and the pain of swallowing a mouthful of pastries, Trixie brushed it off with a scoff. “Whatever. I’m unappreciated in my time.”

“Well, I thought you did a great job,” Pinkie smiled. “Now, can I have my cupcakes back?”

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Pinkie - 401 lbs
Trixie - 238 lbs