(Fine. I’ll do it.)  
AJ: Hello?  
Rarity: Hey, what’s up?  
AJ: I need your help, Rarity. Can you come here?  
Rarity: I can’t. I’m buying clothes.  
AJ: Well then, hurry up and come over here.  
Rarity: Well darling, I can’t find them.  
AJ:…What do you mean you can’t find them?  
Rarity: I can’t find them. There’s only soup.  
AJ:…What do you mean there’s only soup?  
Rarity: It means there’s only soup.  
AJ: Well then, get out of the soup aisle!  
Rarity: Alright, darling. You can’t have to shout at me! (goes into the next aisle) There’s more soup.  
AJ: What do you mean there’s soup?!  
Rarity: They’re just more soup.  
AJ: Go into the next aisle!  
Rarity: (goes to next aisle) There’s still soup.  
AJ: What store are you in?!  
Rarity: I’m at soup, darling.  
AJ: What do you mean you’re at soup?!  
Rarity: I mean I’m at soup!  
AJ: What store are you in?!  
Rarity: Daring, I’m at the soup store!  
AJ: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!  
Rarity: F(squee) YOU!