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Champions of Equestria

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Gale: Ma…why do you have Earth pony fluff?  
Cloud: Oh damn, have I never told you about your grandma?  
Gale: Ohhh right…  
Cloud: Yeah, she was an Earth Pony, dad was a pegasus. Ma didn’t stick around to watch sis and me grow. Doesn’t mean she didn’t leave us with nothing!  
Gale: Well screw her!  
Cloud: Language, twerp.  
Gale: No seriously. She sucks but at least she made you! BEST MOMMA EVER!  
Cloud: Awwww….shucks Gale…  
Gale: Best Momma the….ummmm….so you’re a Earthasus….Eartha….uhhhh  
Cloud: I think ponies call us Gaiasus. Gaia being the Earth Pony Goddess.  
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I might write some more dialogue later but I’m so tired!  
When I was showing my boyfriend, he thought Gale was looking at Cloud’s butt…  
Which he isn’t so I figured I’d at least write something clarifying what’s going on!

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