Burned.

Two face:fine we dated her but that doesn’t mean shit.  
In two face’s mind:keep the affair a seceret

Twilight: Yeah, we dated the bitch once. It was a one-time thing. She’s trying to get us to come back together with her, but we ain’t buying it.  
Flutterbitch: Oh, come on, Twi. We can have so much fun together.  
Twilight: Use our real name.  
Flutterbitch: Alright, fine! Two-Face, will you come with me. I promise we’ll some fun. Hell, we might even run into Batmare. And then you and me will have our chance to do away with her, like we’ve always wanted.  
Twilight: Silence in my court! You’re just trying to lure us back in so you can kill us for and steal our fame for killing the Bat. Well, it ain’t gonna work! So leave our courtroom now or fate will tell us to put a bullet in your tiny brain.

@Background Pony
 
Well, can’t please everyone.

I like the ponies in Batman character roles, but I kinda feel this tumblr has way to much unnecessary ’shipping fan-service for my tastes personally.
 
I got to admit that was a good Batman-villain style pun though.

@ZORDON  
“We dated once…”  
“Aahhh…”

Pow Qwester:  
I’m batman  
Batman:  
bitchpunches Pow

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me with these downvotes…

“Half of me wants to strangle you…”  
“And what does the other half want?”  
“To hit you with a truck”