And lo! Lucifer the great enemy of all Bodhisattvas, sent Spike to do evil in his name. In return he promised Spike a taco, but the taco was accursed, for it had blasphemed against the Lord. As punishment for its sins, the taco was devoured by the ravenous maw of Sonata Dusk. In his dispair, Spike abandoned his wicked mission of rape and leaped off Mount Sinai to his death. Alas, his soul already belonged to Lucifer, who threw it to Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie then baked Spike’s evil soul into delightful cupcakes which fed all the angels of Heaven for forty days and nights. Amen!