Sunset Shimmer: Wallflower?
 
Wallflower Blush: WRONG!
 
Sunset Shimmer: Linkara?
 
Wallflower Blush: GUESS AGAIN, BITCH!
 
Wallflower’s left eye turns white
 
Wallflower Blush: What are you doing?
 
Wallflower’s right eye turns white
 
Wallflower Blush: Oh, when someone messes with YOUR stuff, YOU don’t like it, huh?
 
Wallflower’s left eye turns white
 
Wallflower Blush: Douglas Darian Walker, you colossal idiot! This living conduit is meant for emergencies! As in, “ a demented eldritch being who is on the same power level as an Alicorn is hosting a fighting tournament with the Infinity Stones and the Infinity Gauntlet as the prizes” emergency!
 
Wallflower’s right eye turns white
 
Wallflower Blush: I don’t give a rat’s ass about your stupid storyline stuff! I need to vent, and it has to be right here, right now!
 
Wallflower’s left eye turns white
 
Wallflower Blush: You don’t even realize HOW you hijacked my living conduit…it’s all a “skit” to you…what is this about, anyway?
 
Wallflower’s right eye turns white
 
Wallflower Blush: The Controversy, Linkara! The goddamn Controversy!
 
Wallflower’s left eye turns white
 
Wallflower Blush: You are risking the fate of the entire omniverse…which inclues your life, my life AND Wallflower Blush’s life…all because of the Controversy?
 
Wallflower’s right eye turns white
 
Wallflower Blush: I had it up to here with my own audience constantly yelling “ADRESS THE CONTROVERSY!” at me! I gave you…Lupa…Nostalgia Chick…all of you prefenterial treatment! I did the best I could to accomodate you, to make you feel part of the family…and you stab me in the back like this? Judas Liz, more like Judas Lupa and Judas Linkara!
 
Wallflower’s left eye turns white
 
Wallflower Blush: You constantly put yourself above others, just like you are doing right now. You treated us like dancing monkeys, and all that bullshit about “self-sacrifice” and “changing for the better” went right out of the window once you left the Plot Hole. Ma-Ti was right all along, and you being Donnie Dupree taught you NOTHING. If anything, you are even worse than before.
 
Wallflower’s right eye turns white
 
Wallflower Blush: Listen, you jackass, I don’t own the company! Mike Mattei does! He owns the right to my show! I can’t go against what he says and does, or I lose my show!
 
Wallflower’s left eye turns white
 
Wallflower Blush: So, it’s your show over our mental and physical well-being?
 
Wallflower’s right eye turns white
 
Wallflower Blush: You…you don’t understand! None of you do! I don’t have a choice! I didn’t have a choice when we were fighting SUCKA, I didn’t have a choice when we were fighting Malachite, I didn’t have a choice back in Molossia, and I don’t have a choice now! Mattei has me by the balls! Fuck your costumed gooons and your robot twin and your Pokemon glitch thingie, Mattei is the true evil overlord! He always has been! And I’m powerless to stop him! Why won’t you people understand that!
 
Wallflower’s left eye turns white
 
Wallflower Blush: This conversation is over!
 
Wallflower’s right eye turns white
 
Wallflower Blush: Fine! Fuck you, fuck this green-haired bitch, and fuck the redhead bitch in the leather jacket!
 
Wallflower Blush eyes stop glowing
 
Wallflower Blush: That one felt different than the others…
 
Sunset Shimmer: It won’t happen again. Nostalgia Critic won’t bother us again.
 
Wallflower Blush: Who’s Nostalgia Critic?
 
Sunset Shimmer: Long story.

Say my name.

“Nice to meet you, fuck you.”  
“I didn’t mean it literally!”  
“I wasn’t calling you by your name.”

Your parents either hated your doctor or wanted you to have a hard childhood.