SS: This doormat is made of material that’s stiff, but not so much that it’ll hurt your hooves! What do you think? Ra: Oh, I say! This surely will keep my floors clean!
(Ra: …so I bought one.) PP: Heeey, check this out! AJ: Not bad! An’ since it’s so stiff…
AJ: …it works great as a back-scratcher, too! PP: Woooooow! This feels great! Ra: What do you think you’re doing?! Cease that impropriety at once!!
AJ: What’s th’ big deal? PP: Yeah, we’re ponies, y’know? Ra: Ponies you may be, but do not forget that you are also ladies!