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Hazel: It’s at three in the morning Maltese! Do you mind NOT CLOPPING this late, you disgusting bastard!?
 
Maltese: H-HEY, Get out of my room! *Throws pillow at her*
 
Hazel: *Grabs pillow with her magic* I will when you tell me you’ll stop thumping the damn bed and keeping me up because your horny ass doesn’t know how to keep quiet!
 
Maltese: Hey, Don’t tell me how to live my life!
 
Hazel: *Throws pillow back at his face* I’ll tell you how to live your life because this is my house and these are my rules! It’s not MY fault you can’t get a girl so this is all you can resort to! But do it when I’m not trying to sleep!
 
Maltese: Ugh! Whatever then! *Growls under his breath* Salty bitch.
 
*Suddenly she spawns about twenty different pillows and nails him with all of them*
 
Maltese: FFFFAAA-!!!
 
Hazel gives 0 fucks rn.

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