Has it ever occurred to you that you live with a borderline sociopath? Because it definitely should’ve by now if what she’s capable hasn’t already clued you in.

Holy Celestia, it’s Spike the Brave and Glorious! Huge fan. What with the events of the last year of so, I’ve gotta ask: How do you know when somepony’s got the potential to be a ruler? I mean, you help get many important people into positions of authority. There’s. Thorax, Ember, and Princess Cadance, and eeep  
And Princess Twilight, sorry I forgot you! bows nervously  
But seriously, Sir Spike, how do you do it?

After babysitting Flurry Heart, do you plan on having kids anytime soon?

Did you notice a sudden increase in teacups in your castle?

I’m trying to come up with a nice nickname for Celestia. I call Luna, Dream Pony so something along the lines of that. Also, how do you feel about me calling you Friend Pony?

Hello, Princess Twilight. Does Equestria have a library that is similar to one on planet Earth called the Library of Congress? It contains the following: more than 38 million books and other printed materials, 3.6 million recordings, 14 million photographs, 5.5 million maps, 8.1 million pieces of sheet music and 70 million manuscripts, 5,711 incunabula, which are European printed books from before 1501, and 122,810,430 items in the non classified (special) collections.

Hello Twilight! I have an offer for you - I will give you some books written by humans if you magically switch our bodies for a day. I always wanted to know what it’s like to be an Alicorn. The books cover various subjects, like technology and history of my species. Hugs you.

Hi there! Did you know we named a day after you, and the day happens to be today! That’s right, today is Twilight Day! How are you feeling today?

As a Princess, have you made an Royal Decrees, or are you not ready for that?

Twilight, as both a Princess and a scholar I’m hoping you can tell me – is it legal in Equestria for a stallion to marry more than one mare?

I have an old book that talks about ancient histories of fallen empires… do you want it?

So how tall are you now? Seeing as that is the general perk of being an alicorn and all. Also, great lecture on thaumaturgic energy displacement that you gave. I learned a lot from that.

Do you think you’d be interested in any of the philosophical classics from Earth? We have Plato, Descartes, Socrates…

Do you have a fire alarm or a sprinkler system installed in the castle? I’ve noticed there wasn’t any when Pinkie burned the cakes at the castle.

Dear Twilight,
 
I’m having a hard time deciding between the 15-year and 30-year mortgage rates on my new home. Can you please advise? Also, please give Spike some love.

What advice would present day Princess Twilight Sparkle give to pre-Ponyville, pre-Elements of Harmony, introvert Twilight Sparkle?

Dear Princess I have been kidnapped by a strange robotic skeleton creature calling themselves Trazyn. Please send help.

Dear Twilight would you be lost if you didn’t have Spike in your life and would you lonely without him?

How are you, Spike? Doing good?

First of all Give’s Twi a hug and strokes her mane 2nd of all how do you view Spike? Friend Son Brother? last what is your ideal perfect day Gives Twi a book from earth

Are there any mental clinics or rainbow factories in Equestria or it’s just an invention of the fandom?

Do you get annoyed when you see people agrue over petty things?

Why are you so cute? :3

I’ve enjoyed reading about your exploits, Twilight. Would you like to join me for a tea party/book reading party sometime?