I was gonna come in and quote Pink Floyd, but there’s no way I can follow the BP who dropped some Monty Python in the thread. Well done, sir/madam.

I’ve got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas  
I’ve got forty thousand French francs in my fridge  
I’ve got lost of lovely lira, now the deutsche mark’s getting dearer  
And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge
 
There is nothing quite as wonderful as money  
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash  
Some people say it’s folly but I’d rather have the lolly  
With money you can make a splash
 
There is nothing quite wonderful as money  
There is nothing like a newly minted pound  
Everyone must hanker for the butchness of a banker  
It’s accountancy that makes the world go round
 
You can keep your Marxist ways  
For it’s only just a phase  
For it’s money, money, money makes the world go round