“The trip and its luxuries are on me! There’s plenty and to spare!”
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“Okay, so success has been a tad overwhelming, but a plumper figure is nothing out of the ordinary in higher circles.”
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“Pish posh! Nothing says ‘nouveau riche and jolly’ like a widening waistline.”
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“Well! Never took you to be so APPRECIATIVE of such a massive frame.”
“You’d be surprised how popular it is with MY people.”