dat parallax

“Warrior, you see something in the darkness”
 
“I SET UPON IT WITH A VENGEANCE!”
 
“Dexterity die?”
 
“Well how do I know what that one is?”

That’s the look of a DM that’s done with her player’s syay.

Pinkie: “Roll the dice to see if I get drunk!”

Cheetos and Mountain Dew? Check.
 
Let the games begin!

Dash is about to Anger The Gazebo.

Today was supposed be a break from all her weighted royal duties.
 
Internally, Twilight thought how strong she felt about playing the new real world magic RPG maker and how much fun she would have in tue competitive mode. She had it all planned out, the procedures and strategies, she would uses to defeat the 3 smartest unicorns who would know how to play the game as good as her.
 
She would give Moondancer a false lead, trapping her character into a false sense of security after a counter attack, and proceed to steal her resources in battle.
 
Trixie would be finished off by slowly wearing her down with the toughest monsters she could lure away from her castle to Trixie’s.
 
This would leave her castle vulnerable, of course, so she would provide a few booby traps outside the structure, mistaking Starlight into believing that the whole compound was tampered with, leaving her no choice but to enter through an “unintentional” opening in the weapons room, which Starlight would attempt to use to her own advantage, only for Twilight to activate the curse she had place so that 80% of all damage would dwell on the user the weapon.
 
It was a great strategy.  
If only they didn’t have their own thing going on.
 
Needing players…she decided on next “best” thing.
 
Fluttershy: … Why…Why would lie to me? …I thought we were friends!! WHY WOULD STEAL FROM ME?!😭
 
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Can I make friends with the monsters? We could go on a trip to the movies or a carnival! That’ll calm anypony down. Ooh, hey Twilight? Where’s the nearest arcade in this game?! Like in the story? Can I just raise one from the dirt. 😝
 
Rainbow: What do you mean I’m dead? I killed you first! 😤
 
Twilight: No Rainbow, 80% of all damage goes back to you. You only had 50% HP left and the attack was 110 HP damage. 😰
 
Rainbow: Yeah, but still I hit you with it? I win! 😬
 
Twilight: No Rainbow, I placed a curse on the orb of darkness assault. 😩
 
Rainbow: Ha! Nice try. I’ve been to ancient temples with Daring Do. There’s no such thing as curses. Now gimme my loot! I win! 😆
 
Pinkie: Orb of Darkness? Isn’t that the source of you power Twilight. Rainbow Dash could’ve destroyed it! Nice strategy! 😲
 
Rainbow: I still can! 😫
 
Twilight: No! You’re dead! 😵
 
Pinkie: Hey Twilight! I’m sending the giant spider to WhinnyLand without me! I’mma get that darkness!!! 😁
 
APPLEJACK AND RARITY:  
Did somepony say WhinnyLand?!  
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
 
Pinkie: I’m attack the darkness! 😏
 
Twilight:  

“I’m attacking the darkness!”

The ritual is about to begin.