She laughs at your pain

>wahaha intensifies

That bat better not be taken from some sailor’s peg leg again!

I like how Rarity was never out of character in any of the recollections

Charles Nelson Rarity is a mighty mare,  
The kind of mare you’d never disrespect.  
She stands eight feet tall, wears glasses, and she has a third nipple on the back of her neck.  
She eats her own weight in coal, and excretes diamonds everyday.  
She could throw you down a flight of stairs, but you still would love her anyway.  
Yeah, you know you’d love her anyway.
 
Charles Nelson Rarity won the Tour de France with two flat tires and a missing chain.  
She trained a rattlesnake to do her laundry, I’m telling you the mare is insane.  
She could rip out your beating heart, and show it to you before you died.  
Everyday she makes the Princess of Friendship give her a piggyback ride.  
Yeah, two hour piggyback ride, giddy up, Twi.

OOOOAAAAHOHOHOHOHOHOHO