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Sign It
by shadowring123
On the streets of Manehatten.
(Lost) You have to have something open! I just need one break!
(Stallion) Look lady, I told you already we’re booked full for at least the next month. We don’t need anymore pony’s for our entertainment block. We got Singers, dancers, magicians, and that one fella who can spit milk out his left eye.
(Lost) But you said- Wait was that last on- N-nevermind. You said you’d have an opening for me this month!
(Stallion) I said we had an opening for you if we didnt get anything better. Well we got something better.
(Lost) A DUMB FUCK WHO SHOOTS MILK OUT HIS EYE!?
(Stallion) Left eye, and yea boss loves it apparently.
(Lost) GAH!!
(Stallion) Look its getting late and I need to start setting up tables. heads back inside Better luck next month Lady.
(Lost) MY NAME IS LOST NARRATOR!!!……..sighs Lost and doesn’t what the fuck she’s doing anymore…
(???) Oh my poor thing.
(Lost) Who said that?
Emerging from the near by alley 2 Mares come into view
(???) I must say that brute was treating you so poorly. Wasn’t he dear Sister.
The second Mare just grunts a response
(Lost) Uh yea…Who are you?
(???) Hm? Oh yes of course. I am Scarlet Contract, and this fine Mare next to me is my Sister Garnet Contract. Say hello Sister dear.
by shadowring123
On the streets of Manehatten.
(Lost) You have to have something open! I just need one break!
(Stallion) Look lady, I told you already we’re booked full for at least the next month. We don’t need anymore pony’s for our entertainment block. We got Singers, dancers, magicians, and that one fella who can spit milk out his left eye.
(Lost) But you said- Wait was that last on- N-nevermind. You said you’d have an opening for me this month!
(Stallion) I said we had an opening for you if we didnt get anything better. Well we got something better.
(Lost) A DUMB FUCK WHO SHOOTS MILK OUT HIS EYE!?
(Stallion) Left eye, and yea boss loves it apparently.
(Lost) GAH!!
(Stallion) Look its getting late and I need to start setting up tables. heads back inside Better luck next month Lady.
(Lost) MY NAME IS LOST NARRATOR!!!……..sighs Lost and doesn’t what the fuck she’s doing anymore…
(???) Oh my poor thing.
(Lost) Who said that?
Emerging from the near by alley 2 Mares come into view
(???) I must say that brute was treating you so poorly. Wasn’t he dear Sister.
The second Mare just grunts a response
(Lost) Uh yea…Who are you?
(???) Hm? Oh yes of course. I am Scarlet Contract, and this fine Mare next to me is my Sister Garnet Contract. Say hello Sister dear.
- Garnet grunts a greeting*
(Lost) Um…Hello to you too. Ahem my name is Lost Narrator. long pause ….Okay then, um was nice meeting you. But I really should get home. Starts to walk away
(Scarlet) Oh but I thought you wanted work Ms. Narrator for your readings yes, or am I mistaken? Lost stops and quickly turns around
(Lost) Wait what!? You want me for a job!?…..Wait how did you know I do-
(Scarlet) Oh no I am afraid I don’t have a job for you.
(Lost)….Look, if you’re just fucking with me I will be forced to buck your teeth in.
(Scarlet) Now such violence is not needed Ms. Narrator.
(Lost) Then why are you messing with me?
(Scarlet) Oh but I’m not. What I have to offer you isn’t a job. I offer to you my dear…. Is change.
(Lost)….Change?
Scarlet Clip clops her hoof on the ground and suddenly a scroll magically pops in front of Lost
(Lost) WOAH!…What’s this?
(Scarlet) Your future, Ms. Narrator.
(Lost) My….future?- Wait how did you do that? Neither of you are unicorns.
(Scarlet) Simple enchantment and glyph. Parlor trick if you will.
(Lost) Oh…So I’m still confused as to what your offering me exactly.
(Scarlet) Hehehe, Ms. Narrator have you ever wanted to change something. Maybe small like ordering a hayburger instead of a milkshake? Or big, like your the species you were born into?
(Lost) Well… Everypony thinks about that every now and then i suppose.
(Scarlet) I’m not asking about everypony else. I’m asking you Ms. Narrator. Would you want to make perhaps a life altering change to your life?
Long pause as Lost thinks
(Lost) Um….Well yea I guess if I could I would.
(Scarlet) grins That. Ms. Narrator. Is what I am offering you. A change to your life.
- A soft chanting could be heard inside Lost’s head so soft she can’t make it out. She looks around but no pony is around. Then she realizes “Nopony” is around. For a busy city like Manehatten for no pony to be around was more than just odd. But chants continue in her head and for some reason she doesn’t question them.
(Lost)…So….you’re saying that if I sign this….You can grant me a wish?
(Scarlet) If you want to see it like that than yes. We could change it so your famous for your readings. That thousands of pony’s would come near and far to hear you read to them. That is what you want Ms. Narrator? That is your dream isn’t?
(Lost) Yes…it is. But how did you-…No never mind. She looks at the contract What would you get out of this? This has to bite me back in some way right?
Garnet groans
(Scarlet) Hehe you are wise. Yes we do expect something back in return. But it wouldn’t be for quite some time. Oh and before you get all defensive. My Sister and I have no need for bits or anything like that, nor will ask you to hurt any pony.
(Lost)….Ok then so what “is” the catch?
(Scarlet) The only you have to do and won’t be for sometime…..Is to talk to our mother.
Lost slowly blinks just once. Not noticing that the chant in her head had gotten slightly louder
(Lost)…You want me to meet your Mother?
(Scarlet) Yes that is all we ask in return.
(Lost) ….Is your mother a fire breathing dragon?
Garnet nods
(Scarlet) Hehehe only if you get her upset haha. But most mothers tend to be like that.
(Lost)….Ok yeah thats true. So I just have to meet your Mom one day and just…..talk?
(Scarlet) Mhm.
(Lost) And your not going to kill me or something once I do?
(Scarlet) Of course not. Just pop in for some tea talk to a sweet old mare and be on your way shortly after. A small price to pay for your dreams isnt it?
(Lost) The chanting gets louder Huh….Yea I guess it is.
(Scarlet) Then please Ms. Narrator, for your dreams. Garnet holds up a pen for Lost Won’t you sign this contract?
Lost looks at the pen and then to the contract. The chanting was now loud enough to be a whole chorus of pony’s and she could make out perfectly what they were now saying
SIGN IT SIGN IT SIGN IT SIGN IT SIGN IT SIGN IT SIGN IT SIGN IT SIGN IT SIGN IT SIGN IT SIGN IT SIGN IT
Lost without questioning grasps the feather pen from Garnets hoof. She slowly levitates over the parchment before her. Carefully but with no hesitation she writes her name on the dotted line. With final letter in place the contract ignites and begins to burn brighter and brighter
(Scarlet) Not fazed by the bright light Thank Ms. Narrator. For allowing us to fulfill your dream. Garnet merely smiles with slight menace to her expression
The light grows brighter and brighter Lost shields her self with her hooves over face and just at the it started Poof Nothing. She was on the same sidewalk as she was before. She looked around and saw busy pony’s going about their business.
(Lost) What just-
(Stallion) OH! There you Lost Narrator! Just on time too.
(Lost) Wh-wha?
(Stallion) We got a full house tonight thanks to you! It means alot that you came to do your latest read here.
(Lost) I…I did?
(Stallion) Uh well yeah. You wanted to do something special for your 1000th read and so you called us up to read here since this is where you had your big break!
(Lost) ….OH!…um Yeah! Sorry guess I was just nervous hahaha
(Stallion) Hahah listen you still modest even after all the fame. You’re one of the goods Lady.
(Lost) Hehehe…Yeah.
Lost enters the building for a night of reading to her adoring fans. Back outside two mares across the street in a alley watch. Their smiling faces and piercing red eyes dripping with malice and dark intent. Above them a third eye opens with somehow even darker feeling within it
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