Race Ya Home, Squirt

A younger Teddy races his old man back to the house just after school is out.

Oh, not -straight- home, of course.

Yep, they’ll be sure to employ the use of one of their famous ‘short-cuts’! Yeah, y’know, a quick trip to the arcade, cheeseburgers and milkshakes at the local McPony’s, some fun at the roller skating rink, a playful (dirty) romp at the park and, finally,

stealthily ninja-ing their way through they’re own living room window in order to avoid the dreaded Mother Unit, tracking mud as they crept…

…No doubt only to be detected by the monstrosity’s heat-seeking radar, caught in the act red handed- or erhm…brown hooved, and chased up to the sanctity of Teddy’s closet, squeeling and yelping, by the disgruntled broom-brandishing terror. xDD

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Now, most Tales fans are content to assume that Teddy does not, in fact, have a father. But unless he was immaculately conceived, or unless little ponies now posses the ability to reproduce by budding, I find this arguement to be completely invalid.

And also, before the myth permeates any further into pony fan-lore, my good Watchers, I must ask you;

Just how many mums have you really met that would actually consent to letting their 9/10 year old kid get get a punk mohawk?

…Your silence speaks for itself. xP

Now, the only question which needs to be addressed is…who wants to help me pick out a name for this handsome studmuffin?!

Shades?
Blue?
Slick?
Zack?

…What’s that look for? Well, he SEEMS a little bit like a Zack, doesn’t he?.. No?.. Okie dokie then…

Oo! I know I know, we’ll call him Eddy! Get it? Teddy, Eddy! Oh, and I could add a switchblade knife to his flank marking, it’s perfect! ♥

…Still no good? A little too Rocky Horror-esque for ya’, huh? :\

Wonder if Meat Loaf ever wanted his own pony.