The police mermaid smiles at you as you bring her the breakfast. You wonder how she can remain so fit and sensual and healthy when she orders half a dozen chocolate donuts and a sweetened coffee daily. Then you remember that she swims insane distances while doing her patrol duties in the sea. Also, you remember your physics classes and know that water robs body heat much faster than air. You place the box of donuts on the sand and the paper cup of coffee too and just as you rise your sight you watch in awe at her. Completely exposed, free and natural and without shame, just like the sea creature she had become so many weeks ago. She had come to accept her life as a mermaid all too well. Sure, she normally wears clothes on duty but now, she shamelessly removed her seashell bra and lets the fresh air of the morning caress her skin. In seconds, you blush so hard that it looks like you had been suntanning for hours.

“So….” she starts saying as she takes a donut and keeps on smiling, noticing the reaction on your body. “Are you concealing an illegal gun down there? or are you just happy to see me, Anon?”

You blush even harder.

“It looks like I will need to perform a routine inspection, or maybe I can let this one pass if I receive free donuts today… Your call, Anon” She continues, playfully balancing the sprinkled chocolate donut between her fingers. You know that a bit of her mermaid nature, being natural tricksters, is seeping through her, but what will you do?