Pinkie, what have you done?

@greenjack  
thats the problem with clonning

so did anyone else notice that the pinkies on the left and right have double manes?

Binders Full of Pinkies

Meanwhile, in hell for Cranky

Oh, sweet!
 
I’ll take 10.
 
I need 10 for reasons.

@Background Pony  
No, or it hasn’t happened yet.

^That was me, by the way.

Nightjack, is there any chance of your Pinkie clones… oh, I don’t know… degenerating into a puddle of stem cells and proteins?
 
‘Cause that’d kinda ruin your chances of getting my money.

punching evil robots
 
I think I’ll take one if you have any, ALIS.

Take two, just come on down friend!
 
Seriously take two they on just sitting on the walls, reach out and grab them around the waste.
 
If you hold them from their back they will not bite or fly away.

Er… I’ll have a Doomie

While Nightjack is locking down his lab come get a Pinkie Pie at ALIS’s Changeling Hut for 50% off.
 
Yes your very own Pinkie that will do whatever it lakes for love and affection, they literally run on hugs and attention. Don’t like their personality simply reprogram them. Board with Pinkie? How about Fluttershy? No you don’t have to return her, just a poleroid and a one page personality sheet and your Fluttershy is ready in 5 seconds.
 
Truly a miracle boring old clones can not match.
 
WARNING SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
 

@Nightjack
 
I guess Im gonna need some help…
 
takes out failed Pinkie clone
 
Hey, even though shes a failure, she still has the same abilities of the original.  
Beggers cant choose, right?

@AppleJackFrost  
Ya, it is.  
But if you really don’t want to pay for one just try to catch one of the clones that got out… somehow.

B-but stealing is more fun.

@AppleJackFrost  
You can just bay some, hey are really cheap.
 
@HJSDGCE  
HA! Good luck getting in, only the original Pinkie can get is without the access code…  
And Derpy… and the CMC… and Spike… and the Pinkie clones somehow get out at time…  
How the heck does that keep happening?!

Well that magic lake could be useful :3  
but it just seems to copy basic personality and appearance

TIme to steal some Pinkie clones from Nightjack’s lab.

@HJSDGCE  
Hay hay HAY! I’m the Pinkie seller here bub, I got a whole cloning lab full of them.  
So back off.

Who wants a Pinkie?
 
500 bits per Pinkie.  
Per month.

*my Pinkie clones

@ALIS  
To quote one of my Pinkie, as they tend to not last long, “Party like your going to die in an explode of fire and brimstone and cake batter!”
 
 
Ya… they don’t make sense.

I wonder if they would be so happy if they knew so soon after their first breath they would be executed one by one.