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The humans asked for margarine on their popcorn but I gave them REAL BUTTER AHAHAHA!
Peanut Butter Fund!
Peanut Butter Fund!
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Soon she’ll be stealing everyone’s left socks. Leaving refrigerator doors slightly ajar! Turning all the toilet paper rolls around so they face the wrong way! Unscrewing light bulbs just enough so that they’re still in the socket, but they won’t turn on!
The… the horror…
Aaaaand there goes my sides.
Oh really…? Well, let’s fix that, shall we?
ahem BEHOLD! MY COFFEEDECREAMINATORINATOR!!!! With this device, I will destroy all the creamer in the tri-state area! With no creamer left, it will lead people to drink their bitter regular coffee, or none at all! cue evil laugh
Maybe they’ve all learned just how human wars worked. But have actively decided it’s a bit too extreme even for them. Like a subconscious social decision: “Yeah. That’s a bit… extreme what you humans got going on there… [aside] And they say we’re mentally unstable!”
More like “Deceptively Adorable Warfare”.
But it CAN’T involve Doofenshmirtz, because it doesn’t inolve an -inator or even a -notinator.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporateeeeeed!
It ends in a question mark. Remember the joke of how all humans look alike? They’re saying we’re all secretly Hitler because we look just like him.
Ah, Now I’m remembering his Lair from the game. “Now all these lights and electrical devices shall never shut off. And soon, the Earths supply of power will be drained forever! MUAHAHAAHahaahaaa!” And then we see that they’re all connected to a portable generator~
We’re talking about ponies here. They’d probably give soy milk and some chocolate syrup.
I doubt they’d be asking for skim in that case.
Woah holy shit that pony is hardcore
Celestia: You stand before this war tribunal on charges of intentionally tripping a human civilian, calling a human’s breath ‘nasty’, attempting to hinder a human athlete with chants of ‘hey, batter-batter-batter’ and three counts of criminal not-offering-guests-drinks. You sicken me!