Trixie: “Nopony can compete with Trixie! Your pleasure shall be great and powerful!”
Twilight: “I’m the most logical choice for a life partner! We have more shared experiences than any other pairing! Look, I have the graphs here in my stocking…”
Applejack: “Don’t pass me by! Ah saved mahself all these years fer a feller just like you!”
Fluttershy: “I saved myself more! Um, that is, I think I have. I’m not sure what that means. (squeak)”
Rarity: “Do be reasonable. We can all share him equally.”
Dash: “No way! I deserve at least 20% more dragon love!”