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The Scenario Tsar from Two Best Horseslavs review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpIeiHxlfI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpIeiHxlfI4
Dash’s life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how she became the fastest mare in the Air!
In west Cloudsdale born and raised
Up in the clouds was where she spent most of her days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some Cloud-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in her neighborhood
She got in one little fight and her mom got scared
She said ‘You’re movin’ to ponyvill with your friends in the air’
She begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed her suit case and sent her on her way
She gave her a kiss and then she gave her a ticket.
She put her Walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking Cider juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the ponies of Ponyvill living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they’re prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don’t think so
I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the princess of the Air
Well, she landed and then when she came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
She ain’t trying to get arrested yet
She just got here
She sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
She whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything she thought that this cab was rare
But then she thought ‘Nah, forget it’ - ‘Yo, home to Ponyvill’
Dhe pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And she yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo home smell ya later’
She looked at her kingdom
She was finally there
To sit on her throne as the Princess of The Air