He’s a story of a lovely pony
Who was friending up five very lovely mares
They have hearts of gold
Strong as horses
The pink one can break rhymes.
Here’s a story of a mare named Twily
Who was busy hitting textbooks all day long
Along with Spike,
They were living both together
Yet they were all alone.
Till the one day that this pony became a princess
And she knew it’s gonna be more than a hunch
That this herd would somehow copy her manestyle
That’s the way they all became the Twily Bunch
@FanOfMostEverything
(Cue half the fanbase raging over said alternate name.)
Or… We can call her “Ditzy?”
(Fans rage)
“Derpy?”
(Tumblr fans rage.)
“Bubbles?”
(More rage.)
DAMMIT FINE! let’s just call her “Steve!” Then everyone will be happy!