okay but the problem here is that west canterlot is empty air over a river valley

Now this is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down

Now this is the story, all about how  
My life got flipped, turned upside down  
And I’d like to take a minute, if you will  
I’ll tell you how I became the Princess of a town called Ponyville
 
In downtown Canterlot, born and raised  
In the library was where I spent most of my days  
Chillin’ out, readin’, relaxin’ all cool  
And all, studying magic right after school
 
When an ancient mare, who was up to no good,  
Was about to make some trouble in the neighborhood  
I saw the warnings, but my teacher wasn’t thrilled  
She said “You’re gonna go make some friends in Ponyville.”
 
I begged and pleaded with her, day after day  
But she packed my bags and sent me on my way  
She gave me a hug, and then she gave me my ticket  
I pulled out a book and said “I might as well kick it!”
 
First class, wow, this is bad  
Drinking apple cider from a champagne glass  
Is this what the ponies of Ponyville living like?  
Huh, this might be alright!
 
I whistled for a chariot and when it came near  
The license plate said “fresh” and it had dice in the mirror  
If anything, I could say it was Celestia’s will  
But I thought “Nah, forget it, onward, to Ponyville!”
 
I pulled up to the library about 7 or 8  
And I yelled to the steeds, “Goodbye, smell you later!”  
I looked at my kingdom, I was just so thrilled  
To claim the throne as the Princess of Ponyville.

@BasedPharaoh  
Uh, yeah, but it also slips when she’s mad…and neither does Sweetie Belle have it, where as your case would be because of generational displacement, I’m going to assume.

@Lawful Girly  
My grandmother has a boston accent but my mom, aunts, and uncles do not. Just because she has a different accent doesnt mean shes faking it.

@dt  
Hey man, don’t be ‘that guy’. That shit gets annoying and its completely unnecessary.
 
The point is that the show heavily implies her character assumed that accent as she grew up. Not only did her parents speak as far from her own accent as possible, what she uses is the Mid-Altantic accent, an accent that was made up for american uppercrust and is almost always assumed.

@dt  
I meant in-universe, it tends to slip and isn’t shared by anyone else in the family. Reminds me of an actual girl I knew who did the same thing.

@Lawful Girly  
>her accent is obviously faked
 
You know she’s not a real person, right? And that she played by a voice actress?

@Background Pony #028C  
Absolutely my headcanon, possibly actual canon, too, given that her accent is obviously faked.

New cellphone wallpaper acquired.

@Lawful Girly  
Rarity is totally from Whinnyapolis and covers up her midwestern hick roots.

@bflatjeff  
(rolls eyes) Because under her fashionista persona, she has a lot of rough n’ tumble and common sense experience and instincts. That alone makes her far more street then Twilight.

@CronoM  
Exactly how is Rarity street? What’s your reference?

@CronoM  
Unlike her Minnewegian parents, need we remind you.  

@CronoM  
And Rarity doesn’t even try to be, haha!

I’ll tell you how I became the princess of a town called Balls.

@Lupin Quill  
Point is, even Rarity is more street then Twilight. And that’s saying something.

@CronoM  
They’re all pretty white, ’cept Pinkie and maybe RD.

For a purple pony, Twilight’s as white as they get.

@Lawful Girly  
When some big baddies were up to no good  
Preparing to cause trouble in my neighborhood  
I let Celestia know and she didn’t get scared  
and said, “Go and make some friends in Bel-Mare”
 
I begged and pleaded with her day after day  
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way  
She petted my head and she gave me my ticket  
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
 
First class, yo this is bad,  
Drinking all this juice out of a champagne glass  
Is this what the people of Bel-Mare livin’ like?  
Hmm this might be alright!
 
But wait I hear the prissy,  
Whos line all that…  
Is this the type of place that they’d just send this cool cat?  
I don’t think so, I’ll see when I get there  
I hope they’re prepared for the Princess of Bel-Mare.
 
Well, the guards landed and when I came out  
There was a colt looked like a cop standing there with my name out.  
I ain’t tryin to get arrested yet, I just got here!  
I bolted with the quickness like lightning disappeared.
 
I whistled for a coach and when it came near the  
Stallions smelled Fresh and had dice on their rears  
If anything I could say that this coach was rare  
But I thought now forget it “Yo homes, to Bel-Mare!”
 
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight  
And I yelled to the guards “Yo, homes smell ya later”  
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there  
To sit on my throne as princess of Bel-Mare

Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOPgIqbNM4k
 

 
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This is by far the best thing I’ve seen online all week! XD

Lookin’ hot there, Twi~  
Move over, Will Smith!

Super cute! <3