What, this novel is only “unofficial” is it?
 
Ah that explains the cover. The genuine official 150 kg neckbeards in fedoras have been substituted with the cast of Disney’s Frozen.
 
(Don’t. Take. This. Seriously.)

@Deon Miller  
This joke is getting way too old now.

 
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Well, I’ll tell you one thing; this is definitely a better story than Twilight.

Are those supposed to be Megan, Danny, and Molly? They look like they could at least be sorta inspired by ’em.

Really cringey title but the premise sounds decent at least.

My want’o’meter shows zero