@Blissey1  
dexterities (which isn’t even a word, because dexterity does not have a plural form, because it is not a concrete thing)  
While it appears (with minimal research) to stand alone online, Merriam-Webster does disagree. Your assertion seems to be sound in regards to “dexterity” not having a commonly used plural, but I think your base reasoning is faulty here, since there are any number of abstract concepts which do in fact have plural forms. If multiple individuals possess dexterity at different tasks, do you think it unreasonable to speak of the dexterities involved, rather than the clunkier “dexterity at different tasks possessed by multiple individuals”?

Man this is great. Did the artist write the SCP description or did they get someone well-versed in the SCP lore to write it? Such a good write-up. xD

Technically, there are only 2,999 official SCPs, unless there are like 404,000 fan SCPs, but all seriousness aside, I’m loving this.

@Blissey1
 
Well, I’m using Google Translate and that’s what its telling is the correct German. Oh well, not my problem.

@Background Pony #1341
 
And I misspelled “spelling”
 
Irony

The grammar and spellnling mistakes have now been corrected. Possess is now possesses and impliments is now implements

@TheMadMan  
I can’t be sure, but I’m willing to bet you’re also butchering that German

My though process while reading.
 
Elucid : I bet it’s because of her cooking.  
“All meals to be prepared” : probably her cooking.  
“under no circumstances” : definitely her cooking.  
“45% chance to combust” : confirmed for her cooking.

@Blissey1  
>Claims to be trying to educate someone on grammatical complexities of the English Language.  
>Isn’t properly using punctuation and capitalization.
 
I should report you to the Grammatik-Polizei, Herr Grammatikstein. You are obviously failing in your duty.

@gittonsxv  
not when someone’s being a smarmy arse when all I’m doing is educating someone else on the english language, no.

I love the Formerly Euclid part she’s destructive.
 
Best SCP.

@Blissey1  
man you are never happy are you.

Brownie Bun has been crossed with my favorite internet site?
 
Today is a good day.

Pffffffhahahahahahaha! So cute. X3c

@TheMadMan  
it sounds exactly like you were trying to make it sound: like a load of pretentious bullshit

“Floof” That’s so adorable!

@Blissey1
 
She possesses a very large amount of dexteral movement capabilities when operating an object with oral facilities.
 
How does that sound Herr Grammatikstein?

Lol!

@FredMSloniker  
because a nose is a concrete, physical object while dexterity is an abstract trait.
 
you can have multiple noses. you can’t have multiple dexterities(which isn’t even a word, because dexterity does not have a plural form, because it is not a concrete thing).

@Blissey1  
Yes, it is. But ‘she possesses exceptional dexterity’ is correct because…?

@FredMSloniker  
uhh… that’s also incorrect

@Blissey1  
Ah, but I counter with ‘she possesses exceptional nose’. English is messed up.

I love these.

@Background Pony #54ED  

 
no, it would be “She possesses an exceptional amount of oral dexterity”
 
Remove both the adjectives modifying dexterity (exceptional, oral) to leave you with just “She possesses a dexterity”
 
does that sound right to you?
 
no, it doesn’t.

omg firs than anything SCP is awesome, 2nd this makes it way more awesome. ;3