He Who Will Judge

Divine Rampart
I’m pretty sure Flash’s family is loaded. How else can they afford a Camaro for a teenager to casually use?
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@asdru  
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no biggie, mistakes happen
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@OptimusPrimevil  
Sorry, I’ve replied to the wrong comment. I’m retarded on mondays
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@asdru  
the cleveland one or the actual IRL?
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@OptimusPrimevil  
I can’t stop laughing boi :DD
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@Background Pony #5C76  
or unless you’re super rich and you have this weird family motto/saying of “whatever happens, be responsible” (somewhat good end). and yes, there is a IRL family that does this.
 
or you could be like freight train from ‘cleveland show’ and bail (bad end).
Background Pony #0854
This guy’s an idiot. For two reasons. One, he got all those girls pregnant while they’re still in High School meaning he’ll have to deal with some very VERY angry parents who would not be happy to find out that their daughters got pregnant at an early age.
 
And Two, he’ll have to pay for child-support and with so many children from so many girls to take care of he’s screwed. He’ll always be broke all of the time. Flash’s life is pretty much over at that point. He can’t make enough money to go to college or go to a job-training school if he’s still paying for child-support.
 
The lesson to learn here is no matter how hot or sexy a girl looks, never fuck her until after you get out of college or until after you get married.
 
Of course there’s always the condom and birth-control pills. However, they’re not 100% prefect. After all accidents do happen…
Silver mane

Calestia: how many waifus have you stolen?
 
Flash: How many slices of bread have you eaten?
 
Calestia:!
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Have fun with those child support checks!
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uwuowouwu
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He even made his vice principal pregnant.
Background Pony #462A
i get the feeling that pinkie, adagio, and trixie are going to blackmail(or extort) the fuck outa flash.
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@Da5ch  
No, you’re not. I also think that too.
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@Da5ch  
considering that a LOT of the characters are underage…  
yes
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Am I the only one who thinks this whole “Equestria Girls pregnancy test” meme is fucking retarded?
Background Pony #0BE4
KILL HIM!!!!
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@BasedPharaoh  
over here in the Philippines, there is a clan of actors-politicians who are infamous of their extended family but the patriarch did teach one important lesson to his sires, ‘be responsible’. of course having a lot of money helps…
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@OptimusPrimevil  
maybe… dude does have a nice car.
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@BasedPharaoh  
depends if flash’s family is rich or not.
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@BasedPharaoh  
when i mean eternal debt i meant child support whoopsies
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@Poptard  
it’s too much work to add more girls to the list just to accomodate genghis khan, charlemagne and mitsumasa kido (from saint seiya, who fathered 100 boys (at least from 99 different women) and probably an unrecorded number of girls).
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I don’t think enough variations with no difference at all of this meme have been uploaded yet. We clearly need at least a few more dozen, and then we’ll go back to beating this dead horse.
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honestly this dude is financially fucked, his life is over, he will never enjoy life.  
he’s going to be in eternal debt with at least 8 girls, at most 9 if he doesnt stay with one of them.  
remember kids, shit has consequences.
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i don’t care  
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@Sr Pelusa  
Ok, that Discord/Tirek one was funny.