We expect a good show from a Gentlestallion such as yourself Leisure.
 

Get some ointment GCoL. Its gonna be a long night.

Gentle? How ironic.
 
Because of your name.
 
And yeah, no dice there boi.

Ooh, a spank machine!  
Not interested.

We doing bible scripts now?

I read diarch as derriere.
 
Am I becoming a pervert?

DAMMIT, what did I miss?