@Sr Pelusa  
all according to ghiaccio*
 
*- ‘ghiaccio’ means ‘ice’

Ghiaccio’s White Album from Vento Aureo.  
Is an armor that covers his body and allows him to freeze anything.  
Ghiaccio means ice in Italian.
 

 
I love the cat ears

@Sr Pelusa  
what [stand] is that?

@OptimusPrimevil
 

 
 

@Millennial Dan  
Two smoking guns
 
But no seriously, it’s a joke, don’t take it as 100% serious.

@Ms. Harshwhinny  
I have no idea what you’re talking about. The characters themselves said that her claims were false. For me, seeing this entry humorously confirms what they said. Honestly, so unprofess— * shot *

@Millennial Dan  
Nobody cares dude. Stop being such a debbie downer about everything.

@Tetrominon  
Somehow, I doubt even that much.

Funny and cute

I will now refer to microwave ovens as Science Ovens.

I know this would be less “Horse Wife” than “Dog Wife,” but given her cluelessness with regard to other appliances, I sort of want to see her yelling at a vacuum cleaner.

@Background Pony #EA5D  
shh let it happen

@Ms. Harshwhinny
 

@Ms. Harshwhinny  
ah!

@OptimusPrimevil  
To explain why there’s an arrow in whatever human husband is fixing.

why is there a bow and arrow?

@Millennial Dan  
I think the part about how she came here was probably true enough, but the part about “seducing a primitive” was a joke.

hahahaha the science oven hahahaha

@Millennial Dan  
Or equestrian tech is a lot different than human tech. Both are good examples.

Yeah, that scientist thing was definitely made up.

@ze  
Maybe. But I’m more than 60% sure it wasn’t a horse wife saying it in that case, so it doesn’t count.

Waifu problems!

Science oven is cute, but I still prefer nuclearator.

Didn’t calling a microwave a “science oven” come from American Hustle?

Hnnnng