Why do I feel sorry for Rainbow Factory Dash? Not because I’m a fan, though.
Me: CELESTIA! FREE HER THIS INSTANT!
Celestia: No. I locked her up for numerous counts of mareslaughter, the destruction of the main weather facility,and high treason.
Me: … eye roll
@ImRaidAccount
Even by those standards, Fluttershy should still be held responsible for the Parasprites. The first time maybe can be excused, but the second time? Because she had to keep “just one”? How do you not know better by then?
Rainbow Dash, due to extenuating circumstances involving a saddy waddy and your pet turtle, and since we live in magic horsey land, you are acquitted of all charges.
-HRH Princess Celestia