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Master Chief (sternly) "Okay, boys, I'm going to give you 2 options."
Meat Hook (sheepishly) "Is this 2 options, but we can only choose 1?"
Master Chief (sternly) "Correct. Now, listen carefully."
Meat Hook and Jarhead (gulp nervously) "Yes, sir."
Master Chief (calm, but stern) "Option 1, I can notify your legal guardians of your misdemeanors, which would.most likely see you punished. Option 2, give back every item you stole from this filly, and I mean every item, then nothing more will be said."
Master Chief (sternly) "Okay, boys, I'm going to give you 2 options."
Meat Hook (sheepishly) "Is this 2 options, but we can only choose 1?"
Master Chief (sternly) "Correct. Now, listen carefully."
Meat Hook and Jarhead (gulp nervously) "Yes, sir."
Master Chief (calm, but stern) "Option 1, I can notify your legal guardians of your misdemeanors, which would