The entire thing is marginally a clop-centric parody. non_creepy never said it was meant to be serious. In other words, the plot is an abomination, yes. Though, the fans seem to be more attracted to the tits aspect. XD

That makes FoE even more stupid!

@dracon2002  
Don’t take too much stock in that. FoE is too far up its own ass to have anything that consistent.

@thps48  
huh that gives a new light on things why didn’t they just encourage there people to have more kids? like the Soviet Union did

Please, tell me you are joking……

@thps48  
Seriously?! Author wrote that reason for invasion and slavery was attempt to save their own population?!

@dracon2002  
Yeah, I’m saying if you attempt to kill them all, it’ll last less than a day. (Forgot the name of the war preceding Half-Life 2. X3 )

@thps48  
This is reason from original fanfic?

Y’all do realize the caribou’s numbers are dwindling and the entire reason for the invasion was to repopulate, yeah?

Ok, enough of this crap! >moving on big crossbow-like siege machine< Throw me straight to the palace! FIRE!!! >flew<
 
Voice from little crowd of artilleryman’s: Ale urwał!

@dracon2002  
OUR VICTORY IS NEAR KEEP FIGHTING!!

This is the fighting where my troops are at cutting caribou down like grass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aMKE-Y6oHE

@Background Pony #A9F5  
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWTIxQPKWqU

@dracon2002  
Rain HELL FIRE!

For what are you waiting for?! I’m from artillery-shoot-distance from Canterlot and need help to cross city’s walls!

@RustlesLeafy  
Yes we shall go west ;)

*now

Wait, i shall aid you on your quest to kill the caribou king. Rustly Leaves i am, but you could call me The Wanderer. mow then, we shall go.

@dracon2002  
TO THE WEST!

Several big cities and many small villages under our control. Hundreds caribous are my captives, thousandswere killed by machines. Head on west! To the Canterlot for final victory!

@dracon2002  
yes he is TAKE HIS HEAD! Octodad or as the caribou call him the 8 armed butcher has been taking head after head ;)

@Background Pony #A9F5  
Myself if i can. The highest prey in this war. All survives caribou in Canterlot will see their king loosing head and his decapitated body falling from balcony.

@dracon2002  
Do you wanna kill the king yourself or should we all kill him as a team?

@dracon2002  
yes, yes we shall we have enough heads to fill up a mack truck ;) we shall keep fighting untill we meet up with you

Zeppelins and fighters already arrive. Gentlemans: STU start our part of this war. Soon we will meet in Canterlot on victory parade.