coment number 100, congratulations

@Brokedownandmadeone  
XD I was about to say “This doesn’t sound right”, but then the HARDER beats kick in about five seconds in.

e^x2  
Impossible to integrate analytically

And since we’re on that topic, I highly recommend watching Terminator 2: Judgement Day and The Fifth Element if you haven’t already.

@ShimmeringStallion  
Really? Took me all of two seconds. T2 Theme

@Lawful Girly  
Can you please link us to that awesome song from Terminator? You know, “DUN DUN DUN, DUN-DUN!….. DUN DUN DUN, DUN-DUN!”

@Background Pony #45D0  
“And it must be destroyed.”

“I have discovered… the magic of friendship.”

i don’t like EQ, but i love this.  
it’s so wow

@Horseman7  
Derpy: Help me! For the love of god, help me!  
TS: Oh don’t worry, Derpy. I too once spent a nightmarish time in a criminal asylum. But it’s almost over now. Toodle-oo!

@Lawful Girly  
jazzy porno music commences  
TS: “I call the thimble”  
music stops again  
Derpy: “BULLSHIT! I WANT THE THIMBLE!!!”  
TS: “Did we just set a new record for the fastest fight to occur as a result of Monopoly?”  
Derpy: “Maybe…”

@ShimmeringStallion  
Derpy: “We can play board games!”

@Horseman7  
Derpy: “I’m sure we can do other things, then!”  
jazzy porno music starts, then promptly stops  
TS: “I don’t know what you mean.”

@Animanga21  
Derpy: Hey, professor. What are you teaching this semester?  
TS: Same thing I teach every semester. The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.  
Derpy: Mathematics of wonton burrito meals. I’ll be there!  
TS: Please, Derpy. I don’t know how to teach. I’m a professor.

@Horseman7  
TS: The portal to equestria may be closed, but we can use my machine to identify similar energy patterns and find a new portal!  
SS: Isn’t this the machine that made those glow in the dark noses?  
TS: IT CAN DO OTHER THINGS! WHY SHOULDN’T IT!?

@Animanga21  
TS: And this is my Universal Translator. Unfortunately, so far it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language.  
Sunset Shimmer: Speaks into microphone Hello.  
Translator Machine: Bonjour!  
TS: Fancy gibberish!

@Horseman7  
Principal Celestia: Professor Sparkle, for saving our school and town from assured destruction, I am honoured to present you with this humanitarian award, which we confiscated from Trixie after it became apparent that she was a jackass.

TS: Nothing is impossible. Not if you can imagine it. That’s what being is a scientist is all about.  
Flash Sentry: No, that’s what being a magical pony is all about.

@Animanga21  
Pinkamina Diane Pie. Named after her aunt, to carry on her spirit.  
Oh. I made myself sad. ;^;

@Legioner8
 
I can do this all day.
 
TS: Are you mad!? You can’t go there! That’s what killed my OLD friends! And you’re not half as good as they were!
 
Rainbow Dash: Woo hoo! high fives Pinkie
 
Pinkie: We live to suck another day!
 
Sunset: Like hell we will! It’s going to take more than a swarm of deadly, deadly magic bees to keep us from helping a friend in need!

@Legioner8  
At first I was like “Heh, three-pronged object that can’t exist-illusion!”
 
Then I realized, there’s THREE illusions in there… Awesome!

@Legioner8  
:(

@Animanga21
 
@Horseman7
 
This should be on Tumblr!

@Horseman7  
Pinkie Pie gets into Twilight’s lab.
 
PP: Oohhh, what’s this thing do? fiddles with tiny machine  
TS: Oh, that kills everything everywhere.  
PP: Stuperpendifulous! tosses it carelessly over her shoulder What about that?

@Animanga21  
Next movie Sunset Shimmer has to go to Equestria
 
TS: This is the perfect chance for Sunset Shimmer to try out my new pills.  
[opens a bottle and a giant pill falls out]  
SS: I can’t swallow that.  
TS: Well, then good news. It’s a suppository.