This is such an imppossible occurence that I have absolutely no way to know how I would react.

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My reaction:  
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What Gomenasai said

I’d react with my dick.

They wouldn’t.
 
The end.

I’d probably be sad because it would probably mean that it would be the last MLP product ever (seriously, making porn sounds like something an employee would do for their last day at work), bringing an end to a 30+ year old product line.

I’d be upset, disappointed, and curious

@dawnblast  
Now you’ve got me curious about what takaratomy would do with the property…

MY GOD! It’s KISS PLAYERS ALL OVER AGAIN!

Lol @ TL;DR tag.

Disappointed. It’s more fun when it’s illegal.

Fiery rage, the likes of which have hitherto never been seen. But then again, that’s about as likely as the Pope, Robert Mugabe and a dwarf dancing the cancan on top of the Eiffel tower.

Astonished. And very concerned about what it implies for Magic: the Gathering.

Don’t even have to think about it. Won’t happen.

@NightJack:  
The red one with blue eyes and the number 95 painted on the side.

@JA25:  
Thank yuh, thank yuh vurry much!

@Etherchanter  
I don’t know, what version of the Batmobile are we talking about here?

@Etherchanter  
Bravissimo.

I don’t even.

@Etherchanter
 

/ Sorry…Not Mid-World. Derry, Maine.

/ Well…Duh!
 
Throw the bag at the leprechauns and run to the Batmobile. Don’t worry, you’ll get to Mid-World as soon as you hit 88 MPH.

Asking us what we’d do in that scenario is like asking us how we’d use a bag of magical shrieking peanuts to escape leprechauns.

“I fapped to it before it was cool.”
 
takes nonexistent Mac and heads down to Starbucks
 
(I have never touched a Mac in my life, for clarification. No beef with them, but I’m used to PCs.)