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the Discord vs. Lord Beerus could use some aide
Thank you bows thank you bows
@darklord99100
oops forgot it was epic rap battle of SFM fandom
WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!
Trixie:
Ugh! Not only are you predictable, but you’re highly grotesque.
Once Trixie’s finished with you, you’ll know who’s the best!
You’re naught but an accursed reprobate,
Who kept a psychotic soldier as a roommate!
Trixie doesn’t need your level of magic to shine.
She has her own spells, all of which divine.
And she doesn’t need to prove herself in your sport.
You and your monkeys are of a disgusting sort.
An amulet appears on her neck as her hat and cape vanish
And whether or not I have this thing with me,
You’re still weak, like all novices can be.
With a simple thought, there’s so much I can do!
If anyone’s doomed here, it’s definitely you…**
Her eyes glow red as she grins wickedly
Merasmus:
Welcome to my carnival my little pony.
Here I will prove that you’re the real phony.
Lets see you try to win my strong man game.
Then I will show you spells that will put yours to shame.
You great and powerful? Now that’s a laugh.
I can use my magic to really cut you in half.
You think your puny lightning cloud can strike me down?
I can summon my homies to run you out of town.
You needed a stupid amulet to give you power.
I bet you wouldn’t even survive Hightower.
I predict that at the of this battle you will be gone.
Rain of Jarate! Marasmus isn’t sorry about that one.
Trixie:
Oh please, you’re nothing but an ancient joke.
Cast all the spells you want; you’re bound to choke.
You’re in the presence of a real magician, you see.
Gaze upon the Great and Powerful Trixie!
Your repertoire of magic is completely banal.
If it means outshining you here, Trixie shall.
In case you haven’t quite gotten the letter:
Anything you can do, I can do better.
Yeah, that’s where I got his lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GzgeoBxTs0
Merasmus:
I am here
Poop in your pants
Happy Halloween
It will be your last
You are doomed
You cannot run
Cower fool
Your fate is at hand
See what horrors are in store for you
Will go badly for you
You watch
The wheel spins
Oh, that’s a good one!
Ghosts, Jarate,
Blood, and Fire
Cannot escape the terror
The dark power
For your body
starts to spasmus
No mere mortal can resist
Merasmus!
glad to know I’m wanted.
@HouraiRabbit Allow me to show you how it’s done.
(Ahem)
AAAAAAAAAAA-EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SFM FANDOOOOOOOM!
THE GRRRREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE
VS.
MEEEEEEERASMUS
BEGIN!
(Merasmus is addressed as female, as a running gag, in the comics of TF2)