Actually, I asked for a peach tart and a cup of tea. I’m not sure what made you think I wanted this…

@Background Pony #83B0  
I don’t understand why people like you get so uppity about what male character is used. This artist does some great work, and I personally like the images of Peter Parker screwing everyone under the sun (and would like to see an image of him screwing the sun princess since he already screwing the moon princess). As long as the artwork is fapworthy then I’ll fap to it, regardless of what male character is in it. I still dislike (disclaimer: dislike, not hate with a white hot fiery passion to rival the sun) Flash Sentry, though if there’s some good art with him fucking Twilight then I don’t rightly care how much I dislike the character or ship. I’ll get off to it anyways, so if this guy using a pony version of Peter Parker gets more art like this out of him, then more power to him.

@Background Pony #83B0  
She’s actually presenting herself to Peter Parker, it’s just been cropped.
 
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Eeyup.

I’m just glad he’s using his ability to draw crazy sexy ponies for something other than goddamn Peter Parker Pone screwing our waifus.
 
(Posted anonymously because I know I sound like an idiot. Though that ship may have sailed when I decided to express any strong opinion about clop.)

This image is a dupe of >>762904 which was marked questionable.

There is a marked absence of fettuccine alfredo on this table, and a distinct surplus of manipulative seahorse. I expect you to correct this.

No, I ordered you to burst out of a cake.

No, I ordered a pizza. What are you and how did you get here, strangely feminine blob creature?

Well, you’ve got some really weird anatomy and your personality doesn’t seem to have anything in common with Adagio’s, so no, I guess not.

Truth to be told, I was pretty hungry so if you could get me some actual food, you know, that’ll be nice.

No, this was not what I ordered.  
Since when do ponies deliver things in scanty outfits, anyways?

@myredhulk  
I like my women, like I like my shoes.
 
Tied to my feet, and polished every once in a while to keep them shiny.

Not at first, but it’s definitely what the doctor ordered me to get.

yes <3

Indeed it is Adagio, now let’s get to snuggling.

Cute.

I like my women how I like my steak:
 
Covered in BBQ sauce.  
 
Now get to rubbing

Mr. Serious: “No, what are you doing? This is quite unsanitary for my meal, and speaking of which, please stop fooling around and bring me my food; you’ll hardly be getting a tip for this poor service”

Yes, I ordered the Fun-Size meal.

You look a bit underdone, but you’ll do.