Me: Applejack! I’ll have you know that you are housing an incredibly dangerous bio-terrorist!
AJ: A bio-what?
Me: Oh that’s right, you don’t have those in Equestria do you? Hmmm…well let’s just say that he’s a very bad man!
AJ: Man?
Me: (groan)
^Hmmm, lets test that theory.
Twilight walked into a coffee shop located in the city limits of Ponyville. “This places seems nice.” the unicorn said. She ordered two coffee cake squares and a iced coffee. Then Lord Voldemort asked her a question. “What time is miss?” The dark lord of wizardry calmly asked.
“Why its ten to six mister ummm” the purple pony said expecting a name.
“Voldemort, my dear” The dark master stated then picked up Twilight’s front hoof, kissing it. Twilight’s eyes met Voldemort’s and they both stated
“I don’t believe we would be compatable as friends.” He left the coffee shop as Twilight bit into her coffee cake square.
——
Hmmm, that WAS easy.
Bioterrorism is magic
Yeah, well, that’s just like, uh, your opinion man.
AJ: A bio-what?
Me: Oh that’s right, you don’t have those in Equestria do you? Hmmm…well let’s just say that he’s a very bad man!
AJ: Man?
Me: (groan)
Mortal ponies are so weak.
Twilight walked into a coffee shop located in the city limits of Ponyville. “This places seems nice.” the unicorn said. She ordered two coffee cake squares and a iced coffee. Then Lord Voldemort asked her a question. “What time is miss?” The dark lord of wizardry calmly asked.
“Why its ten to six mister ummm” the purple pony said expecting a name.
“Voldemort, my dear” The dark master stated then picked up Twilight’s front hoof, kissing it. Twilight’s eyes met Voldemort’s and they both stated
“I don’t believe we would be compatable as friends.” He left the coffee shop as Twilight bit into her coffee cake square.
——
Hmmm, that WAS easy.
…To my utter surprise, in the defiance of all logic and all prior examples of “die and end up in Equestria” crossovers”, this is actually amazing.
That’s one shitty Wesker.