@Deserter
I know, right? That is so good of him to realize that!
Soon enough he will reach the startling conclusion that when it rains, people get wet! Forsooth, I will toast to that level of understanding growth in advance.
And by “talk”, I mean you are going to sit down on this nail chair, tied down, while I slowly ask you with a rusty boxcutter and a wet towel the “why” of “this”.
And when we’re done, I’ll let someone else walk in. I’m sure they would gladly ask questions themselves.