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@Background Pony #0679  
Don’t look away? Wha-
 
SKREEE!
 
Static

@Background Pony #0679  
This so fucking  
MUCH

Trixie: Arrr! What are ye filthy landlubbers doing lurking about me cove?! I ought to(CUT YOU UP)- to make ye walk the plank fer intrudin on me!…Hmm….(STAY…AWAY…)…perhaps Ol’ Capn’ Trixie can make use of a few~~(F-FILTHY MEATBAGS)~~ a few bilge rats like yerselves! I want (BLOOODD) to be the richest pirate there is, and I need your help to plunder that darn Blonde Hair Girl and her 3 Stupid Random Hair Girls’s treasures! Whadda ye say, lads and lasses? W-w-will ye (JUST LEAVE ME ALONE) join me pirate crew? NO?! Aye, like I thought, a bunch of soft(JUICY FLESH) landlubbers ye lot are! Leave me cove, and don’t come back!……(BUT DON’T LOOK AWAY FOR TOO LONG SKREEEEE)

im hoping Applejack as Freddy  
Twilight Sparkle as Bonnie  
and Pinkie Pie as Chica

Trixie as Foxy

@Background Pony #EAD7  
… But FIRST, Trixie.

We’re waiting every night  
to finally roam and invite
 
newcomers to play with us  
for many years we’ve been all alone
 
We’re forced to be still and play
 
The same songs we’ve known since that day
 
An imposter took our life away  
Now we’re stuck here to decay!!
 
Please let us get in!!!  
don’t lock us away!!!!  
We’re not like what you’re thinking
 
We’re poor little souls  
who have lost all control  
and we’re forced here to take that role
 
We’ve been all alone!!!  
Stuck in our little zone!!!  
Since 1987!!!
 
Join us, be our friend  
or just be stuck and defend  
after all you only got
 
Five Nights at Freddy’s!!!!!
 
Is this where you want to be  
I just don’t get it!!!!
 
Why do you want to stay
 
Five Nights at Freddy’s!?!?!?
 
We’re really quite surprised  
We get to see you another night
 
You should have looked for another job  
you should have said to this place good-bye
 
It’s like there’s so much more  
Maybe you’ve been in this place before  
We remember a face like yours  
You seem acquainted with those doors
 
Please let us get in!!!  
don’t lock us away!!!!  
We’re not like what you’re thinking
 
We’re poor little souls  
who have lost all control  
and we’re forced here to take that role
 
We’ve been all alone!!!!!  
Stuck in our little zone!!!!  
Since 1987!!!!
 
Join us, be our friend  
or just be stuck and defend  
after all you only got
 
 
Five Nights at Freddy’s!!!!!!!!!
 
Is this where you want to be  
I just don’t get it!!!!  
Why do you want to stay
 
FIVES NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
 

 

 
 
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……

@ShimmeringStallion
 
LMFAO

Foxy catches me fapping to the view of Pirate’s Cove
 
looks at Foxy
 
continues fapping
 

@Chinigan O’ Donovan  
YOU’RE JUST A… DUMB… PURPLE… RABBIT!
 
…
 
gets slapped
 
runs and cries

@Chinigan O’ Donovan  
HOE SHUT THE FOCK UP!~!!!I’M SLEEPY AS HELL!!!YOU TALKING RATCHET TO ME AND ITS NIGHT I CAN SLACK OF BITCH BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO GET FIRED AFTER THIS 7TH NIGHT!!!!!BITCH!

I’d let her in every time!!!

That night, Foxy learned the meaning of fear. Great and powerful fear.

Relevant:  

I̱̰̱̖̩͡T҉̱͎̦͓’̨̯̟́S҉͔̙̮̬͘͢ ̛̛͙͍̫̜͈M̛͏͈͖E̝͔͉͢͡

“This curtain will make the perfect backdrop for Trixie’s photo shoot! …who’s making that ‘dum dee dum’ noise?”

Swiggity snackers, I’m coming for those crackers!