@Background Pony #F6F5  
don’t call that to Cadence i’ll give you 16 German Suplex

@Background Pony #F6F5  
Half the description has little to do with that.

@Background Pony #F6F5  
Cuntdance  
OKAY I THINK WE DONE HERE  
(pour gasoline in the thread then throw a match)  
SEE YOU IN HELL YALL

@Background Pony #3FC0  
Christianity certainly didn’t help matters.

@Background Pony #F6F5  
how rude

@the metal bronyhead  
That’s because he was retconned in to sell toys. Did you even read the description?

@Background Pony #F6F5  
Right, because governments were so much better before Christianity came along.
 
Keep tryin’.

@Ms. Harshwhinny  
Good point,my bottom.  
Dude already reached the Godwin-Mary Sue point in the first sentence.

@Background Pony #FE4F  
My problem is with the British monarchy. Equestria’s diarchy is barely related. And yes, diarchy. I refuse to acknowledge Cuntdance or Twilicorn as legitimate (or even canon) princesses.
 
 
@Background Pony #C5A8  
Wow, you called me “butthurt”. Way to reveal your intellectual laziness.

Tl;dr

@Background Pony #F6F5  
I hold my opinion on that, The point is that you threw it into a solid argument that could very well have been done without it.
 
To refuse it however: If Equestria’s military system is anything like Canada’s, You really don’t get to go and spend your family’s birthday with them.  
I think maybe you get to send them a letter.

@Background Pony #F6F5  
Need the JonTron “NONONONONONO” gif here plz

Shining Armor didn’t appear till the end of Season 2

@Ms. Harshwhinny  
Chris✝ianity is part of the problem.

Also, I didn’t see the description at first.  
This here is new levels of butthurt.

whine about monarchy and shit  
Princesses are here since season 1

You had a point, Then lost it in a regular fit of anti-christianity crap.  
It was a solid 4/10 and you KNOW you can do better.

@the metal bronyhead  
*wedding

@Background Pony #C5A8  
my mistake he was in the final of season 2 Canterlot Weeding

@the metal bronyhead  
Technically Sweet and Elite is season 2.

oh he’s being busy and Cadence is ill

that’s because Shining wasn’t in season 1

 
Try harder.

Maybe he and Cadance were busy.

Which brother?