@steve the hammerhead  
What if that’s what he feels like when he thinks about Pinkie Pie?

@Background Pony #D454  
I think you need to see a doctor if you feel like that when you get horny.

No, because it causes my blood pressure to sky rocket and it feels like my head is going to explode in a mushy tomato death.

I already did it to Cadance, I only have so much stamina.

Lady, if you want my dick to get stroked so bad, you can do it yourself.

because flutters got it going on.

Because I love Trixie.

I meant to… but Bon bon

Been cloppin’ to her friend DJ-PON3 today instead.

because i’m too busy having wet dreams about the Female Titan
 

BECAUSE I’M GAAAAAAY

>not unicorn  
>not blue  
>no hat or cape  
>ishygddt

“The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and weak.”

Of course.

cause rarity

@Captain L  
You sick bastard

Because I like Twilight…

I like Twilight.

Too early for me.

Ponies don’t do it for me? (Nor EG for that matter)

Actually that was rude… Whatever.

I don’t have any good picture yet

Shave your neckbeard, you disgusting parasite.

Because I haven’t yet.
 
 
@Whatevs  
That would make it easier to wank (for me,at least)

No, I haven’t.
 
 
yes i have.