@Scrounge
 
ha, HA, jokes! Movies then.

@raw19  
We have met the anime, and he is not us.

@Scrounge
 
Hmmm…..Anime?

@raw19  
I don’t think that’s a good basis for a decision…

@Scrounge
 
Always works in the fics! ^.

@raw19  
Yes, because if you feel like you’re about to throw up, riding a horse nudge nudge wink etc. is probably the best idea.

@Scrounge
 
Points above to Rainbow Dash
 
Maybe she can help with that.

@raw19  
i feel unwell

@Scrounge  
I get the feeling that Rainbow might get attracted under the presumption that he’s stealing all the woodland creatures as some sort of prelude to the ultimate prank.
 
… It helps that later robots of his resembled animals, themselves…

@Scrounge
 
Hmm….I may have to agree there. The implications…are jarring. Scarring, Marring, and maybe a few other things.

@AP_Epikyur  
…If you can get Rainbow Dash to attracted to Doctor Eggman, you are a master manipulator indeed.
 
Normally I’d want photographic proof of such a feat, but in this case I think I’d be much happier to just take your word for it.

@raw19  
It is, isn’t it?

@AP_Epikyur
 

@raw19  
I agree about Sonic being faster; he literally ran through time itself (Sonic CD). However, I still think that the fastest of all is…Dr. Eggman. Even Sonic couldn’t catch the fat bastard!

@ShimmeringStallion  
Or Blurr, if you need a giant robot-type person.
 
But unless you already have them with you, none of these guys will do you much good. You’re not going to get to them before she gets to you.

@raw19  
Or Speedy Gonzales, if they need… erm… someone who speaks Spanish?

@ShimmeringStallion
 
Or the Road Runner, as an emergency food supply.

@raw19  
There’s always The Flash, for some nice colour-contrast…

@Scrounge
 
But, what about Sonic?
 
He can really move!

@Drflash55  
As far as “fast” goes, I think you’re outmatched; Dash is the quickest of all.

@Scrounge
 
Damnit… I need to think of something, and fast.

@Scrounge  
Your comment literally made me laugh!

@doodled2  

@Scrounge  

@Akimiimaru  
It wouldn’t be funny, because he’d probably be dead.