wtf is that a Dale Gribble egg????

@Vinylshadow  
You wanna fuckin go?  

Silly Americans  
All Glory to Mother Russia

@Ichijoe  
You know, you could just as well call it “Soccer”. Less ambiguity there.

@Ichijoe  
When we bring down FIFA, we should be allowed to call it “soccer” without anyone giving us any shit.

@Amethyst_Crystal
 
Well, at least we’re not trying to pretend violence doesn’t exist. The whole ‘Murica thing is mostly in jest anyway, and most people aren’t actually lusting over guns. If you want to have an intellectual conversation about the country then keep in mind this is really a joke thread.
 
Also, IMO gun violence less brutal or messy than sword violence, so hey, it’s not swords!

After reading the comments  

@Ichijoe  
Skrillex is one of the wonders of the USA. Just like the m4.  

@Background Pony #3429  

 
You have absolutely [REDACTED] taste in music Time to kick back with some sweet Delta Blues. Now that’s how you celebrate the 4th there son!

Of course, while we listen to Skrillex. :))

I’m ashamed to be an American. I’m also ashamed to be human.

Needs more alcohol.

TFW: America gets a free Ticket back home! When Belgium kicked your sorry asses 2:1  
Well at lest your Women can seemingly play decent Football. But, then the Yanks do tend to see Football NOTE NOT AMERICAN FOOTBALL!, as a bit of a Girls Sport. So yeah whatevers….

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@Applejack  

 
You do know Anime is just the Japanese shortening of the English word Anim-ation right?!  
By this inference even Micky Mouse can be seen as Anime, and for some… Some of the Worlds first Anime. So yeah We’re Anime…

Happy 2015th birthday, America!

@Dashu  
Someone had to do it! ( * 3*)/

@Archives  
I’m disappointed by how long it took until someone posts that image. Of course, that’s hypocritical, considering that I could have just done so myself.
 
Anyway, happy Fuck-The-British Day.

this one is quite good  

That one is cuter.  
 
I would have preferred that as a feature. But whatever.
 
That one isn’t too bad either  

’MURICAH  

@SkeeterTL  
They hate us cause they ain’t us.