@Background Pony #E90D  
Faust doesn’t have control, now does she? Meghan said she’s COMPLETELY open to the idea, I think.

Dates? Plenty. Suitors that are actually interested in you and not your power/status? Uh…

@MadVillan  
2 words “Flash Sentry.” :P  
(Though, we all know poor Twil’y is going to die alone, given the show’s “status-quo” nature, and because Faust didn’t want the “mane 6” to have boyfriends.)

Be who you are, Twi.  
Plenty o’ dudes dig real nerdy chicks!

Twilight… I’ll be your special somepony! We can start getting to know each other on a date to the Hay Burger!
 
T: gasps

You could always…umm…yeah I got nothing. Sorry twilight.

Who are you trying to kid? Wait, dumb question.
 
Just get the word out, and the schlubs will be queuing up to go out with you.

@MadVillan  
Check your privilege, shitlord

Celestia: Gee, THANKS Twilight…
 
Cadance: I dunno, it worked out fine for me! <Snuggles Shining>

Shouldn’t be a problem I reckon.

>Twilight not being Asexual.  
Get your insane headcanons out of here!